I had a wooden motorcycle once... Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine... The problem was - it wooden go !
Obviously a slightly different sense of hmour on here - but I posted the same joke on the Ducati forum and it's got over 1000 replies so far. Surely somebody on here must be able to come up with a woody pun ?
You haven't twigged yet, have yew ? If yew be-leaf that I'll let this one go you must be some kind of sap !
My hide is as strong as ironwood; I wood cr'oak long before I take offense! Muahahaha! I take thy sap and put it on my pancakes!
This thread could be very poplar if it's allowed to germinate... That is if everyone stops sitting on the fence, and hedging their bets...