Wooden you just know it ?

Discussion in 'General Motorcycling Discussion' started by JR45, Aug 23, 2014.

  1. JR45

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    I had a wooden motorcycle once...
    Wooden frame, wooden wheels, wooden engine...
    The problem was - it wooden go !
    :)
     
  2. Alex

    Alex crf250l.org dude

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    Who wooda thought?
     
  3. JR45

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    Well... I thought it was time to branch out...
     
  4. JR45

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    Obviously a slightly different sense of hmour on here - but I posted the same joke on the Ducati forum and it's got over 1000 replies so far. Surely somebody on here must be able to come up with a woody pun ?
     
  5. Alex

    Alex crf250l.org dude

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    I wood hope so!
     
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  6. JR45

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    It's plane to see that this will be a struggle !
     
  7. TTOversteer

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    This kind of pun goes against my grain.
     
  8. JR45

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    I can't cedar problem... Can yew ?
     
  9. TTOversteer

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    Just leaf this alone, wood ya? You are all just axe'ng for trouble!
     
  10. JR45

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    If yew don't like it - just log off !
    :)
     
  11. TTOversteer

    TTOversteer Member

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    If I log off, I will pine away.
     
  12. JR45

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    You haven't twigged yet, have yew ?
    If yew be-leaf that I'll let this one go you must be some kind of sap !
     
  13. JR45

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    No of-fence...
     
  14. TTOversteer

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    My hide is as strong as ironwood; I wood cr'oak long before I take offense! Muahahaha!

    I take thy sap and put it on my pancakes! :)
     
  15. JR45

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    This thread could be very poplar if it's allowed to germinate...
    That is if everyone stops sitting on the fence, and hedging their bets...
     
  16. Vman1313

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    Hehehehe
     
  17. JR45

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    Surely you meant "TreeHeeHee" ?
     
  18. JR45

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    I can't be-leaf this still has everyone stumped !
    No jokes about Honda Fir-blades, or Ducatrees.. ?
     
  19. Vman1313

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    Hehehe!
     
  20. Grumplecharge

    Grumplecharge New Member

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    That's actually kinda neat. How big is it?